On the first day, Al Gore invented the internet, and it was good. On the second day, trolls emerged from the bowels of the earth. And the internets weren’t quite so good after that.

And as we collect up our stories for Troll Patrol, it might be good to look back at the genesis of trollus defecatus.

Internet Trolls: A Guide

Phil’s Field Guide to Trolls

Troll (internet)

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