Join the Troll Patrol

We want you to join the Troll Patrol. You can become a deputy in the global fight against troll terrorism. After all, we must fight the trolls where they live, so we don’t have to fight them at home.

Here’s how it works: You get deputized when you send us a troll posting from your blog. We’ll post it on Troll Patrol and link back to your site. Plus, you really get deputized. With your own Troll Patrol Badge! The more troll posts you send us, the higher your rank in the Troll Patrol. We’ll send you a link to download a little snippet of code to proudly post your Troll Patrol badge on your site.

We don’t have all the Troll Patrol promotions and badges worked out yet, but here’s what we’re thinking to start:

1 Troll Letter: You’re a Rookie

5 Troll Letters: You’re a Patrolman (or woman)

20 Troll Letters: You’re a Detective

…and so on. And you’ll like your badge. Heck, some people get 20 trolls on their sites in a day, so the more you send to Troll Patrol, the higher your rank, and the more links you have back to your site.